Here’s an excerpt from President Obama’s commencement address at Kalamazoo Central High School yesterday.  This is a classic “do as I say, not as I do” speech.  As such, I’m going to annotate this excerpt to more accurately reflect reality.  My edits are in red.

“… don’t make excuses [even though that's been my chief strategy as president.  I inherited this nasty recession from the evil Republican, George W. Bush, remember?  And those Republican dirt bags and Tea Party morons misrepresented my health care bill.  It really is a great bill--really, it is.]  Take responsibility not just for your successes, but for your failures as well [I’ve never made a mistake, though, so I’m not…